10 things I hate about you

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair

I hate the way you drive my car

I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind

I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you are always right

I hate it when you lie

I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry

I hate it when you are not around and the fact that you didn't call

But mostly, I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.